kleemoney: if ur not going to NYC pride then ur a lil bitch
octupac: lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
I, to you, am lost in the gorgeous errors of flesh.– Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals (via attaches)
bihateual: i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Anonymous asked: I watch your videos because your voice calms me. Is that weird?
if any of you need a good laugh go look at the #smilejustin tag on twitter because it’s trending and all those little fuckin beliebers are killing me
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
Anonymous asked: How can you tell when a girl is gay?
to0legit2quit: shout out to all my bbys that I get to see in a month YEAH
probably one of my favorite things ever is getting postcards like my wall is full of them so if we’re friends and you go someplace or even just live somewhere cool you should send me one because i’ll hang it up and love you forever
petparent: Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous asked: hello lauren, would you mind naming some books you highly appreciated reading? this would be awesome. thank you.
beyourself711: alwaysthesameway: Here is a...
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
Anonymous asked: why you don't post pics of your girlfriend,is she fat or something?
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life literally
It’s really weird to think of things that happened my freshman year of high school and realize that that was seven years ago like holy shit
[[MORE]] sometimes you make me feel like such shit that i actually wanna die and that’s probably not okay
i’m gonna fucking die today holy shit
spuandi: life is a freakin’ valentine party Omfg
Anonymous asked: Do you still have a girlfriend?